Archive for the ‘The Sleepy Ha-Has’ Category

Aural Stimulation

January 10, 2008

Apparently, it’s not a burning cross…it’s a flaming cross.

Shout-out to abarclay (in all her splendor) for locating this gem.

But of course, it doesn’t even compare to the Pelé of monster music vids–”Soccer Practice” by the one, the only, Johnny McGovern.


Public Service Announcement

January 5, 2008



(Sorry We-Blow, wrong place at the wrong time.)



How ‘Bout A Little Reindeer Love?

December 23, 2007

Reindeer Love
The latest in holiday decor.

Let’s go a-caroling.

December 12, 2007

O You Better Watch Out,
You Better Not Cry,
Santa’s Got but Only One Eye,
O Santa Claus is Coming to Town!

One Eyed Santa
*Wink wink*

Ho Ho Ho-Down

December 8, 2007

Wooooooo!!!! Christmas time is (almost) here!!

Drunk Santas
Setting an example for the kids.

A Babelfish Translation of “Cat”

November 24, 2007


See all the fun you could witness if you had some kittens of your own?

A Black Friday Tribute

November 24, 2007

(or…Here Comes Cyber Monday)

So this is what shopping in Philly is all about.

It’s not just the police who are paranoid these days!

Happy Veterans Day

November 8, 2007

As November 11th fast approaches, it marks a very special holiday that we should not forget. Let us give it up for all the great veterans of this country who helped relinquish silly characters like this of their power throughout history.

Yet if we only knew he could spit a rhyme like the video evidently illustrates, maybe then would we have rethought those original plans of ours…

Triumph des Neger (director’s cut).


November 7, 2007

God, “Damn” It!

October 27, 2007

God can be such a dick sometimes!

God at his computer.
(God: “Yes, it’s a MAC.”)

(God: “An umbrella ain’t going to help you on a day like this!”)

(God: “My Sim City is not listening to me…Let’s see what is under natural disasters. A Monster? No. How about a Tornado? No. Fire? Did that already. Flood? They’re going to get PWNED!”)

(God: “Love you Son.”)

(God: “Hey Sis’ check this out, I am going to knock over their block tower!”)

(God: “I am old and tired, take this mankind..Whew, now I don’t have to do the killing!”)

(God: “Convert Already!”)