Archive for the ‘The Jock Itch’ Category

When in doubt…

October 16, 2012

…work out. Just not with a p*ssy on your back holding you down.

A kitten on a woman's back.

Up…down…UNNNHHHHHH!!!!

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Here come the Winter Games!

January 11, 2010

I just cannot wait for the Olympics this year.

Ice Skating Mishap

Getting fresh on the ice.

The Enlightened Age of Philadelphia Sports

September 17, 2009

Philadelphia sports has entered an enlightened age.

A feel good era where the World Series Championship and the Dog Fighting Champion eclipse Willy Penn and his once threatening historic curse. In this era of hope we find ourselves bearing witness to a new fan!

Fans that do not have to follow a team for the year only to find out that once again their favorite Philadelphia team will not be going anywhere but into training for next year. No! I say! Philadelphia is once again flourishing besieged of shame, that is if we ignore the transportation system, politics, loss of libraries, recreational places, parks and an increase in police.

Goodbye to the old ways and hello to the new ones!

Here in lies example A:

Throw it back!

Throw it back!

We shall see a father who is with his daughter and due to the Phillies’ mighty batting and strong pitching is not drunk, angry, and abusive.

Had we witnessed the father five years ago and you might have found the child following the ball (down to the lower level).

Watch the Video here sports junkie.

Big Brown poised for the Triple Crown

May 18, 2008

He’s won the Derby. He just moved ahead in the Preakness. Next stop Belmont. Will Big Brown pull off the Triple Crown or will he get stage fright?? Hold on to your sun hats ladies and gentlemen, it’s gonna be an exciting ride…

BREAAAAKS!!
BREAAAAKS!

March Madness with the Hooters

March 15, 2008

The big underdogs, known as the Temple Owls, surprised everybody this season by coming from behind and capturing the A-10 championship from St. Joe’s. They advance to the NCAA tournament for the first time since 2001. Time for the big show baby!

Basketball midgets
It takes a real man to do a big man’s job. IN YO’ FACE!

Aural Stimulation

January 10, 2008

Apparently, it’s not a burning cross…it’s a flaming cross.

Shout-out to abarclay (in all her splendor) for locating this gem.

But of course, it doesn’t even compare to the Pelé of monster music vids–”Soccer Practice” by the one, the only, Johnny McGovern.

GOOOOOAAAAL!

O-O-H-I

January 9, 2008

Can I get an “O“?

Can I get another “O“?

Can I get an “H“?

Can I get an “I“?

What’s that spell?

Uhhh…errr ummm…*shrugs*

Ohio State misspell
Thanks to my man eddiebear for reporting on this little woops.

Distraction?? I think not!!

December 19, 2007

So the whole world thinks that Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo is distracted by Jessica Simpson. Well I’m here to tell you otherwise.

There’s no way she…

Jessica Simpson’s little black dress.

can

Jessica Simpson’s little black dress.

be

Jessica Simpson’s little black dress.

that

Jessica Simpson falls out of her little dress.

distracting.

Jessica Simpson’s toungue.

Okay, well maybe I’m wrong.

NFL Analysis, Week 15

December 18, 2007

And now, courtesy of our good friend eddiebear, we bring you this week’s NFL Analysis…

New England Patriots
Topless Guy

The Rest Of The League
Topless Bigger Guy

NFL Analysis, 12-12-07

December 13, 2007

And now, courtesy of our good friend eddiebear, we bring you this week’s NFL Analysis…

The New England Patriots
The lovely Miss Alba.

The rest of the NFL
Political columnist, Helen Thomas.