Archive for the ‘Notes About Nothing’ Category

BREAKING NEWS: Protesters block traffic on Boston highway

January 15, 2015
Oil slick on the road. Watch out.

Oil slick on the road. Watch out.

Rock paper scissors shoot…
Person.
Car.

Car wins.

Rock paper scissors shoot…
Protestor.
Car.

Protestor wins.

Read the rest of the story here.

This woman didn't need a barrel. She is one.

This woman didn’t need a barrel. She is one.

I'd be miserable too if I was chained to a barrel.

I’d be miserable too if I was chained to a barrel.

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Bitch, please…

March 7, 2013

I got 99 problems but this ain’t one.

Bitch, please.

Impress your female friends this weekend.

The Original and Almighty YOLO-er

March 7, 2013

Can I get an Amen?

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You laugh because it’s true.

My God We’re Lazy!

September 9, 2009

lazy dog walking

…but we’ll be back soon!

Weirdest Headline of the Day…

June 2, 2008

“Pringles can designer dies, ashes buried in own invention.”

Pringles Can

…cat uses them as litterbox.

Thank God It’s Friday

March 7, 2008

Yes, thank God indeed…

boobies
This shit don’t happen on a Monday.

If our Id was louder than our Ego.

January 17, 2008

I feel sorry for this guy, honestly, because I am sure he’s a cool dude to hangout with and be friends with, but as a President his approval rating should be “Suck.”

The Bird and The Bee music vid

January 11, 2008

Enjoy the new video “Polite Dance Song” from The Bird and The Bee, as directed by accomplished Philly filmmaker, Eric Wareheim.

Example A: good music video.

To Whom It May Concern:

January 5, 2008

Dear GayPress,

I can’t write a post because I can’t upload a picture! Every time I upload a picture it says, “Dagnabit we dun do it, we can’t do it, cunt we dun it. [Error 435] <– Somebody knows what this means?” Hahahahaha (laugh it up, errors are GRRRRRREAT!)

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Yeah it means I can’t write a fucking post!

Thanks,

Fast Eddith

And…

January 4, 2008

…it’s the weekend again! Enjoy the beautiful weather!

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