Archive for the ‘At Your Boring Ass Job’ Category

March 7, 2013

Meanwhile, in the Back to the Future reboot…

1.21 Niggawatts

Great Scott! We’re gonna need more juice.


October 19, 2012

Taking a dump on your parade with the raindrops of reality…

Admit it. You love Mondays.

Having a bad day?

September 17, 2009

Cheer up, it’s almost Friday fool.

shark behind divers

McCain is clearly not photogenic.

November 4, 2008

…or even aware of the camera for that matter.

McCain Funny Face

Einstein tried this once and he looked smart.

McCain Funny Face

Now Roll Over! Good Boy! Give Me Your Tongue! Good Boy!

McCain Funny Face

Was he tortured?

McCain Funny Face

"Those are some nice tittays!" (McCain - A Real Maverick.)

Take a hint from VISA dude…”The camera is everywhere you DON’T want it to be.”

Weirdest Headline of the Day…

June 10, 2008

“For desperate times, SPAM.”

Fuck Spam

…fuck SPAM.

Divers Find Gold Toothpick/Earwax Spoon

May 19, 2008


Toothpick Earwax Spoon
(Estimated value: $100,000+) What the hell.

Read the rest of the story here.

The Jess Fan Club

April 20, 2008

So you guys like Jessica Alba huh? Gee, I can tell from the 1,000 hits a day I receive on the lone Jessica Alba picture I have up on my site. Soooo then without further adieu, I present to you some more pics of the lovely Miss Alba to tickle your fancy and titillate your senses. Ooops did I say titillate? In which case…

Sucks for the cameramen who are behind her.

This was the only photo of my vacation that I took. I hope you guys enjoy.

Look out Victoria, you’ve just lost your secret!

Grrrr baby grrr!!

This Just In…

March 31, 2008

Man rows across Atlantic Ocean from Africa to the Caribbean in 75 days.

Sam Williams

Public asks, “Why?


March 27, 2008

When life gets a little crazy, remember…


Things could be so much worse.

Good Morning!

February 11, 2008

Have a shitty day!


(That probably happened after a day’s work at Nike.)