Archive for January, 2008

Y’all invited to my Internet Party!

January 29, 2008

If you understand all the jokes contained in this video, you’re spending WAAAY too much time on the internet.

In which case…

Internet Addict
“My collection of blumpkin pics ‘yo!”

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Advertising at it’s finest.

January 25, 2008

Ah yes, the days of old. A time when manipulation marketing was top-notch. So without further adieu, here is a collection of classic print ads for your enjoyment.

Male Dominance
“When she told me that he walks all over her, I didn’t think it was like this!”

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MLK lives forever.

January 20, 2008

Enjoy your day off kiddies! Of course, most of you won’t be celebrating racial equality on this day; ten bucks says you’ll be at home playing video games for most of it.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Unfortunately, SEGA’s “dream” was never realized.

REAL Pole Dancing.

January 19, 2008

Soulja Boy ain’t got nothin’ on this pimp.

Someone give me a fucking dollar.

Cloverfield Review

January 17, 2008

I am sure you have heard of the film Cloverfield by now, and if not, you soon will.

Cloverfield Poster
Take that France! I only eat “Freedom Fries.”

What Cloverfield is per say, I do not know. There is no real explanation as to why they chose that title to begin with. But whatever. The title seems to be the only real flaw that exists within a film that certainly exceeded my expectations by far. I mean, I have to admit, I saw this film at an advanced screening on Tuesday thinking that it’s either going to be really, really good or really, really crappy. Fortunately for me, it was certainly the former. Read on…
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If our Id was louder than our Ego.

January 17, 2008

I feel sorry for this guy, honestly, because I am sure he’s a cool dude to hangout with and be friends with, but as a President his approval rating should be “Suck.”

The Bird and The Bee music vid

January 11, 2008

Enjoy the new video “Polite Dance Song” from The Bird and The Bee, as directed by accomplished Philly filmmaker, Eric Wareheim.

Example A: good music video.

Will Kerry’s endorsement of Obama make a difference?

January 10, 2008

Nope.

John Kerry
*cop sirens* BUST-ed.

Unless, he takes a few tips from the black man on how to really woo female voters.

obama wife
“Oh yea, come on over and ride the caucus of luvvvv baby…”

Aural Stimulation

January 10, 2008

Apparently, it’s not a burning cross…it’s a flaming cross.

Shout-out to abarclay (in all her splendor) for locating this gem.

But of course, it doesn’t even compare to the Pelé of monster music vids–”Soccer Practice” by the one, the only, Johnny McGovern.

GOOOOOAAAAL!

O-O-H-I

January 9, 2008

Can I get an “O“?

Can I get another “O“?

Can I get an “H“?

Can I get an “I“?

What’s that spell?

Uhhh…errr ummm…*shrugs*

Ohio State misspell
Thanks to my man eddiebear for reporting on this little woops.