Archive for December, 2007

Next Stop–New Years!

December 29, 2007

Woooooooooo!!!!

Drunken eyes.

Of course, what we’ll all be seeing will be more like this…

Drunken sight.
So keep those drinks coming!

A Fond Farewell to Borat

December 29, 2007

In case, you haven’t heard the news already, it is official; Borat is to be retired along with Sacha Baron Cohen’s other well-known personality, Ali G. So from all of us, here in the states, we were glad to have known ye. Chenquieh!

Borats

Read the full story here.

One More Day!!

December 23, 2007

Can you feel the excitement?!

Too much eggnog.
But don’t drink too much eggnog.

Start of War

December 23, 2007

Look who’s got who under the mistletoe. Oh shit!

Start of War
Bush is already working on his nomination for “Person of the Year 2008.”

How ‘Bout A Little Reindeer Love?

December 23, 2007

Reindeer Love
The latest in holiday decor.

A Different Angle on “Bush”

December 22, 2007

Slightly naughty–but so funny.

Oh and if you’re wondering, the musical selection is “Stiffed” by Oglio Records. Am I the only one who know this?

Now that’s a promo!

December 22, 2007

I know this has since passed, but you still gotta admire its clever (if rather crudely simple) approach to getting one’s attention. As if it’s reason enough to watch the event, CBS makes it twice as hard not to. No pun intended.

Heidi Klum in ‘08.

Dicktator of the Year 2007

December 19, 2007

And this year’s TIME magazine “Person of the Year” award goes to….

Vladimir Putin on TIME.

Vladimir Putin! Hooray for dictators!!

All bow before me.

Runner ups include Nobel laureate Al Gore, children’s book author & billionaire J.K. Rowling, and Chinese dictator Hu Jintao (tis the year for dictators apparently).

But fuck saving the environment and promoting literacy. Sheer political muscle will edge out the competition time and TIME again.

So I’ll take the time to assemble a little photo gallery of this year’s supreme human being–Vladimir Putin… (more…)

Distraction?? I think not!!

December 19, 2007

So the whole world thinks that Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo is distracted by Jessica Simpson. Well I’m here to tell you otherwise.

There’s no way she…

Jessica Simpson’s little black dress.

can

Jessica Simpson’s little black dress.

be

Jessica Simpson’s little black dress.

that

Jessica Simpson falls out of her little dress.

distracting.

Jessica Simpson’s toungue.

Okay, well maybe I’m wrong.

My friend Georgie.

December 19, 2007

I have a friend, Georgie, who hates Elton John.

Sir Elton

Georgie also hates Queen.

Freddie Mercury at his best.

But of course, Georgie loves the Gipsy Kings.

The Gipsy Kings!

Ah, I guess the issue of gays & latinos simply cancel each other out. Gotta love that Georgie!

Elton John & Liz Hurley

But of course, being gay does have it’s bonuses. Perhaps you should reconsider Georgie.