Let’s go a-caroling.

O You Better Watch Out,
You Better Not Cry,
Santa’s Got but Only One Eye,
O Santa Claus is Coming to Town!

*Wink wink*

Santa is coming to town…for 34 microseconds.

A study conducted by Swedish consultancy group, Sweco, has concluded how it is in fact possible that Santa can complete his mission this Christmas. With just a few things to take into consideration of course…

Up up and awaaaaayyy!

A Public Service Holiday Announcement

If you find yourself attending one of those notorious holiday soireés this year, be sure not to get too much of the holiday spirit(s) in you or you just might become the Santa you didn’t want to see Mommy kissing.

Jingle my bells baby.