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		<title>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 04:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Need A Last Minute Mother&#8217;s Day Gift?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 04:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Here come the Winter Games!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>So the healthcare bill passed&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Swine Flu Paranoia</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t forget your swine flu shots this season! Posted in On A Serious Note<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1793317&amp;post=362&amp;subd=fasteddie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Having a bad day?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cheer up, it&#8217;s almost Friday fool. Posted in At Your Boring Ass Job Tagged: aquariums, divers, lunch, shark week, sharks<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1793317&amp;post=357&amp;subd=fasteddie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Enlightened Age of Philadelphia Sports</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Philadelphia sports has entered an enlightened age. A feel good era where the World Series Championship and the Dog Fighting Champion eclipse Willy Penn and his once threatening historic curse. In this era of hope we find ourselves bearing witness to a new fan! Fans that do not have to follow a team for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1793317&amp;post=343&amp;subd=fasteddie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My God We&#8217;re Lazy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;but we&#8217;ll be back soon! Posted in Notes About Nothing Tagged: bare minimum, dog walking, lazy, unmotivated<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1793317&amp;post=338&amp;subd=fasteddie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>TGIF (once again)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Must be Friday, cause that shit don&#8217;t happen on a Monday. If it was Monday, they&#8217;d all be shitting on you. Posted in The Sleepy Ha-Has Tagged: big butts, friday, Sir Mix-A-Lot, TGIF, thongs<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1793317&amp;post=333&amp;subd=fasteddie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Weirdest Headline of the Day…</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;AP reporter watches Israeli strike destroy own home on YouTube.&#8221; Too hot for words! Posted in Stall Talk Tagged: d'oh, flabbergasted, Hot For Words, Israeli, Marina Orlova, YouTube<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1793317&amp;post=328&amp;subd=fasteddie&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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