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		<title>One of these days&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 02:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meanwhile, in the Back to the Future reboot&#8230; Filed under: At The Movies, At Your Boring Ass Job Tagged: Back to the Future, Back to the Future reboot, Gigawatts, Niggawatts, Whatsupdoc<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=419&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bitch, please&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://fasteddie.wordpress.com/2013/03/07/bitch-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Notes About Nothing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bitches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leaves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pugs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I got 99 problems but this ain&#8217;t one. Filed under: Notes About Nothing Tagged: bitches, dogs, leaves, pugs<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=416&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Original and Almighty YOLO-er</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TGIF</title>
		<link>http://fasteddie.wordpress.com/2012/10/19/tgif-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2012 13:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[friday]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taking a dump on your parade with the raindrops of reality&#8230; Filed under: At Your Boring Ass Job Tagged: friday, monday, TGIF<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=393&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>When in doubt&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://fasteddie.wordpress.com/2012/10/16/when-in-doubt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 00:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Jock Itch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;work out. Just not with a p*ssy on your back holding you down. Filed under: The Jock Itch Tagged: exercise, fitness, lazy cats, pussy, working out<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=396&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Mother&#8217;s Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 04:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t forget to thank your Mom for being so wonderful. Filed under: The Sleepy Ha-Has Tagged: child bearing hips, Happy Mother's Day, Hooker, Hot Mami, Hot Mommy, Mother's Day<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=386&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Need A Last Minute Mother&#8217;s Day Gift?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 04:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look no further than your nearest end-cap. Filed under: The Sleepy Ha-Has Tagged: Happy Mother's Day, Mother's Day, Mother's Day gifts, prophylactics, Wal-Mart<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=380&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Here come the Winter Games!</title>
		<link>http://fasteddie.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/here-come-the-winter-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fast Eddie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2010 Olympics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just cannot wait for the Olympics this year. Posted in The Jock Itch Tagged: 2010 Olympics, ice skating, ice skating mishaps, Olympics, Vancouver 2010, Winter Games, XXI Olympic Winter Games, XXI Olympics<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=372&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So the healthcare bill passed&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fast Eddie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now stop your bitchin&#8217; haters. Posted in Stall Talk Tagged: healthcare bill, healthcare reform, jesus, miracles, politics, pre-existing condition, universal healthcare<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=fasteddie.wordpress.com&#038;blog=1793317&#038;post=367&#038;subd=fasteddie&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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