One of these days…

BOOM! To the moon Alice!

As fake as the moon landing.

So the healthcare bill passed…

Now stop your bitchin’ haters.

Denied.

Weirdest Headline of the Day…

“AP reporter watches Israeli strike destroy own home on YouTube.”

Too hot for words!

Drunk History, vol. 2.5

More drunk history. Yay!

Three cheers for the history of alcohol! Hip-hip-hooray!!

Drunk History, vol. 2

It’s a real shame that it takes a drunkard to teach us something about history. But then again, our founding fathers were all drunks, so I suppose it all adds up.

Screw history class, alcohol is the new teaching tool!

Drunk History vol. 1

I betcha ten bucks that this bum knows more about history than any of you (sober) people do.

Behold the sheer wisdom that comes from a bottle of Scotch.

Next Stop–New Years!

Woooooooooo!!!!

Of course, what we’ll all be seeing will be more like this…

So keep those drinks coming!

13 Days ’til Christmas!

And you know what that means…fun-fun for everyone!!

Let the last-minute holiday madness begin.

Santa is coming to town…for 34 microseconds.

A study conducted by Swedish consultancy group, Sweco, has concluded how it is in fact possible that Santa can complete his mission this Christmas. With just a few things to take into consideration of course…

Up up and awaaaaayyy!

WAR is declared on North Ireland…

…by jellyfish.