Meanwhile, in the Back to the Future reboot…

Great Scott! We’re gonna need more juice.

TGIF

Taking a dump on your parade with the raindrops of reality…

Having a bad day?

Cheer up, it’s almost Friday fool.

McCain is clearly not photogenic.

…or even aware of the camera for that matter.

Einstein tried this once and he looked smart.

Now Roll Over! Good Boy! Give Me Your Tongue! Good Boy!

Was he tortured?

"Those are some nice tittays!" (McCain - A Real Maverick.)

Take a hint from VISA dude…”The camera is everywhere you DON’T want it to be.”

Weirdest Headline of the Day…

“For desperate times, SPAM.”

…fuck SPAM.

Divers Find Gold Toothpick/Earwax Spoon

Great.

(Estimated value: $100,000+) What the hell.

Read the rest of the story here.

The Jess Fan Club

So you guys like Jessica Alba huh? Gee, I can tell from the 1,000 hits a day I receive on the lone Jessica Alba picture I have up on my site. Soooo then without further adieu, I present to you some more pics of the lovely Miss Alba to tickle your fancy and titillate your senses. Ooops did I say titillate? In which case…

Sucks for the cameramen who are behind her.

This was the only photo of my vacation that I took. I hope you guys enjoy.

Look out Victoria, you’ve just lost your secret!

Grrrr baby grrr!!

This Just In…

Man rows across Atlantic Ocean from Africa to the Caribbean in 75 days.

Public asks, “Why?“

Crazy!

When life gets a little crazy, remember…

Things could be so much worse.

Good Morning!

Have a shitty day!

(That probably happened after a day’s work at Nike.)