A Public Service Holiday Announcement

If you find yourself attending one of those notorious holiday soireés this year, be sure not to get too much of the holiday spirit(s) in you or you just might become the Santa you didn’t want to see Mommy kissing.

Jingle my bells baby.

Bringin’ dat Shatner funk

So the CNN GOP debate was broadcast last night on YouTube. But who can watch that crap when there’s quality entertainment on YouTube like this?

Shatner ’08.

A Babelfish Translation of “Cat”

Meow.

See all the fun you could witness if you had some kittens of your own?

A Black Friday Tribute

(or…Here Comes Cyber Monday)

So this is what shopping in Philly is all about.

It’s not just the police who are paranoid these days!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving

eat until you…

puke,

then eat again!

 

Oil near $100 a barrel.

Time to carpool!

Now THAT’s saving the environment!

WAR is declared on North Ireland…

…by jellyfish.

The Da Vinci Coda

An Italian musician and computer technician says he has uncovered musical notes encoded in Leonardo Da Vinci’s “Last Supper” painting thus raising the possibility that the artist (who was also a musician) might have left behind a soundtrack to accompany the 15th-century work of art.

However, if you take the song and reverse it, you will hear The Rolling Stones “Sympathy for the Devil” and demons chanting in the background.

iTunes will release the song on Monday for 99¢.

(Read the full story and listen to a snippet of the song.)

Happy Veterans Day

As November 11th fast approaches, it marks a very special holiday that we should not forget. Let us give it up for all the great veterans of this country who helped relinquish silly characters like this of their power throughout history.

Yet if we only knew he could spit a rhyme like the video evidently illustrates, maybe then would we have rethought those original plans of ours…

Triumph des Neger (director’s cut).

Snowned.